Monday 15 February 2016

Eight things I could have done instead of watching the 2-hour-long BAFTA ceremony last night

1. Knitted a scarf



2. Solved a 500-piece jigsaw puzzle



3. Watched Back to the Future



 4. Read Tolstoy's War and Peace



5. Invented an economically-friendly alternative fuel source






7. Developed a sizeable cocaine addiction



 8. Killed myself by driving off a cliff


At least Rebel Wilson was funny.
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