Friday, 28 October 2016

Anyone still reading this?


Hello. You might have noticed that this blog looks a bit abandoned as of late. Well, that's because it is. I'm still writing, but I've moved on to the noticeably yellow website The Upcoming. This means I now get invited to all the fancy screenings with Mark Kermode and Jason Solomons and the like, which is a bit less taxing on my fragile wallet. Also, lots of people now read my reviews, instead of just my mum and five friends (if that).

You can now follow my reviews here. You can also see my Letterboxd profile here, if you're really desperate to know my immediate reaction to Dreamworks' Trolls, or what I think of random Japanese melodramas from the 50s. Finally, I have a sort-of-blog-but-not-really here, which collects my best bits of writing - some of it from here - and some new, uncategorised stuff in one place, along with a couple of screenplays I'm working on. Because I am, you know, an artist, darling.

It's been fun, writing for Movie Bash, but I'm now quite prepared to move on. Not because I don't like writing any more - I've just always hated the stupid Americanised name that my 16-year-old self came up with four years ago.

I feel like I should go out on an inspirational quote or something.

Um.

"I'll see you at the movies."

"Stay gold, pony boy."



Friday, 29 July 2016

Who's the real author of Weiner?


When Anthony Weiner, former Democratic congressman and disgracee of a humiliating sexting scandal, began his candidacy for Mayor of New York City in 2013, it's doubtful he could have ever predicted the political car crash(es) that would ensue. Yet what's remarkable about Weiner - a fly on the wall documentary directed by Josh Kriegman and Elyse Steinberg - is that, even when the eponymous figure is at his lowest, being attacked and humiliated by almost every news program and paper, he refuses to turn the cameras off. We are granted such unprecedented insight into the behind-the-scenes workings of a scandal that, at times, we almost can't believe what we're seeing.

When Anthony Weiner giggles over his disastrous appearance on the Lawrence O'Donnell show, when he goes into a meltdown in response to a Jewish man's comments at a deli, when he is smuggled into his own campaign headquarters via a McDonald's elevator to avoid the woman he sexted with, it's not hard to imagine that this is an elaborate mockumentary written by Armando Iannucci. But it's not. It's real. And it's fascinating.

Does this mean it's any good? Not good in the subjective sense - it's some of the most fun I've had at the cinema this year - but good in the more objective, well-made, worthy-of-praise-and-possibly-Oscar-nods sense. Well, yes and no. Yes, it's almost perfectly edited, and yes, it tells a clear and compelling story that bears relevance to the wider world. Yet in the days after seeing it, I began to wonder if it was not a great political documentary, but simply one of the most lucky films to have ever existed.

When Kriegman and Steinberg began filming Weiner, they couldn't know what was going to happen. They took an opportunity and seized it, and were able to film some stunning footage. But by the definition of "fly on the wall", they didn't make the footage, nor did they engineer its outcome. They filmed what was there, what was granted to them by an unapologetic narcissist with outsized political dreams.

Throughout most of the film, then, it feels like Kriegman and Steinberg were not the directors of their own film: Anthony Weiner was. He knew he was being filmed throughout the entire journey, and this almost certainly affected his behaviour. The film opens with his rant in congress against the Republicans who tried to block healthcare for 9/11 first responders, which subsequently goes viral. It's his skills as an orator and political grandstander that are, without question, remarkable. It's just the rest of his personality that gets in the way. And he is so obsessed with his own image that, in spite of O'Donnell asking, "What's wrong with you?", in spite of the knowledge that he will lose, he continues in his Sisyphean quest, to the expense of his career, his personal relationships, and his marriage to Clinton aide Huma Abedin.


A few weeks ago, I saw Notes on Blindness, Pete Middleton and James Spinney's remarkable documentary that semi-dramatises theologian John Hull's diaries about his descent into blindness. I say "semi" in that, much like Cleo Barnard's The Arbor, it takes the recorded voices of its subjects and has actors re-enact them via lip sync. But unlike Barnard's film, the artifice is less pronounced; at times, you almost forget that it is Dan Skinner on screen, not John Hull.

Both the strengths and weaknesses of Middleton and Spinney's film derive from the fact that it is less a documentary and more a creative response to a document. They cannot imagine what it was like inside Hull's head, nor do they try to. Instead, we get almost abstract compositions - a set of fraying photographs, a perfectly white bout of snow - that at least try to simulate the emotions associated with blindness.

Much like Sarah Polley's Stories We Tell, or Joshua Oppenheimer's The Act of Killing - or even Rufus Norris' London Road, another piece of trendy verbatim-cinema - there is a conscious blurring between documentary and fiction, that makes you question whether these boundaries even need to exist. At the same time, though, there is a question of whether the documentary has a greater duty towards realism than the fictional piece. Audiences going into a film will likely know whether it intends to be factual or fictional; to make a film purporting towards the factual but executed with a rather liberal creative instinct could, potentially, be misleading, even dishonest. As much as I loved The Act of Killing, it was Oppenheimer's companion piece The Look of Silence that I considered the greater work, in that it was less geared towards cinematic spectacle and more towards individual, personal truths.

Taken on these terms, then, Weiner is the most realistic form of documentary, in that it offers an unvarnished insight into a man spinning his own fiction. While every image, every sound, every juxtaposition between the two is a creative choice in of itself, it seems difficult to tell this particular story any other way, so clear was its trajectory. Does this make it better, worse, or simply different to the kind of documentary that attempts to actively instigate something new, to explore and participate in the world instead of simply filming it? Should capturing life at its most "real" be the first priority in these endeavours, or can augmenting it with fiction allow the work to reach greater heights of "real" than would first be imagined?

I don't really answers here, except that I'm reminded of a shot in John Ford's She Wore a Yellow Ribbon. Ford wanted to film a cavalry procession through Monument Valley, and he did so to the backdrop of an approaching lightning storm. Neither Ford nor anyone else predicted the storm's appearance - and yet, it remains an integral part of the film's mise-en-scene. Nowadays, it's likely such a shot would be re-created with CGI. But because of its circumstances, does Ford's scene feel more true to life? If so, who's the real author of that shot? Does it matter?


Friday, 15 April 2016

Reviews Roundup


The Witch

Some cretins have said this isn't a real horror film. Ignore them. Robert Eggers' tale of New England religious hysteria is one of the scariest - and greatest - horror films I've seen in years, whose goat- and witch-based scares are augmented by the film's investments in story, character, and ambiguous subtext. When I say I was almost sick twice, I mean it as the highest compliment.

★★★★★



High-Rise

I like Ben Wheatley, but I found his High-Rise to be a bit of a trial. True, the production design is astonishingly good - the 70s have never felt so hellishly concrete - and there's something special in its astutely choreographed scenes of orgiastic chaos. But in maintaining the same kind of pace for two hours, it all becomes numbing spectacle, detracting somewhat from the demented clarity of Ballard's original vision.

★★★



Midnight Special

A.k.a. The Case of the Missing First Act. Why so many critics have responded so positively to Jeff Nichols' latest is beyond me. By jumping straight into its road movie premise, and by refusing to use any kind of flashback structure, we never find out who, exactly, the central characters are - or why we should care about them. Nichols tries to combine his deep South aesthetic with something more Spielbergian, but fails on both fronts. The tone is too dour; Michael Shannon is given nothing to do except practice his concerned face; and the actual sci-fi, when it finally emerges, is astonishingly vague, even a bit stoned. It's not terrible, and there are a few nice set-pieces, like a meteor strike at a gas station. But Jesus, when that final reveal came, I wanted to throw things at the screen.

★★



The Jungle Book

It's weird to think that this film was made in a studio somewhere in London. The effects are so good that I almost believed I was in India, surrounded by real animals with suspiciously familiar American accents. If only it wasn't for the damn kid playing Mowgli. He can't act to save his life. And the whole musical-not-a-musical thing - including The Bear Necessities and I Wanna Be Like You, but nothing else - feels out of place, a decision motivated by nostalgia. But when you've got a stunningly realistic tiger, voiced by Idris Elba, of all people, then does anything else really matter?

★★★★


Eye in the Sky

Argh. It might as well be a stage play. It simplifies the debate about the issue to something depressingly basic. It undermines its central premise by including some clearly unrealistic technology. And to top it all off, the whole damn thing's too bloody sentimental - would drone operators really cry at their desks? But even so, Eye in the Sky is still the best film ever made about drones, and I suppose that's saying something.

★★½

Thursday, 24 March 2016

REVIEW: Anomalisa


I love Charlie Kaufman about as much as it's possible to love someone you've never met. His films - particularly Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, but also Synecdoche, New York and Being John Malkovich - have had a bigger impact on the way I write than those of almost any other writer. Whenever it comes to explorations of the mind, the personality, and the ways, both conscious and subconscious, in which we respond to art, there are few minds out there who can respond with such stunning insight.

So when I say that Anomalisa is one of the best films Kaufman's ever made, you'd better believe I mean it. And it's strange to say that because, in spite of its material appearance, it's one of his most unapproachable works yet. The story centres around Michael Stone (David Thewlis), a customer service expert who's flown to Cincinnati to give a talk about his latest book. Thing is, Stone's going through a midlife crisis, so he perceives everyone around as the same person, with the same voice. Oh, did I forget to mention it's a stop-motion animation? That's quite important. The characters - while altogether more detailed than, say, their Wallace and Gromit brethren - are crafted in a way that draws attention to the facial masks they're wearing, which sport cracks around the edges and across the eyes. Everyone bar Michael is wearing the same mask, and all of them are voiced by that terrifically unnerving character actor, Tom Noonan.

Well, almost all of them. Restless in the hotel he's staying in, Michael suddenly hears a different voice. He sprints along the corridor, knocking on doors, until he finally comes across a room occupied by two women. One of them is called Lisa, and is voiced with heartbreaking inelegance by Jennifer Jason Leigh. Michael, asserting himself with an almost predatory confidence, buys them drinks, then invites Lisa back to his hotel room.

I mentioned that this film is quite unapproachable, and it's not just because of the stop motion - though that is a part of it. Rather, we're asked to view the world through Michael's eyes. And Michael isn't necessarily the nicest guy in the world. He's narcissistic, self-involved, and capable of quite ruthless cruelty. Spending time with him is uncomfortable, to say the least, because we're afraid of what he might do to people, what kind of havoc he might cause in his vulnerable, self-destructive state.

But that's the genius of the film. The stop motion conceit is one of the best renderings of the subjective experience that I've ever seen. We never forget that people are puppets, and therefore, we never really empathise with them - just like Michael. We get sick of Tom Noonan's voice so quickly, we find anyone who's speaking with it intensely annoying - just like Michael. And when Jennifer Jason Leigh comes along, we're desperate to hear her speak, and sing, that we're completely willing to ignore her flaws - just like Michael.

And then, well, there's the sex scene. Destined to rank alongside Don't Look Now in the hall of the all-time greats, the moment when Michael and Lisa become intimate is simultaneously unreal, surreal, and, in spirit, more real than anything else out there. It's deeply uncomfortable, and feels like it lasts for eons, but there's real beauty in it - like we're seeing humanity stripped back to its most vulnerable, exposed essence. The film attains tragic proportions the morning after, when Leigh's voice is suddenly overlayed by Noonan's, and we realise that, for Michael, the spell has worn off. He's bored of her, and he's doomed to remain unhappy.

There's an argument to be made that the conceit works best in its original state, as a "voice play". (Apparently, the actors would sit on stage and read their lines while sound effects were played around them, leading to some Brechtian-based LOLs.) But it's the visuals that transforms this film into something beautiful. I've always thought that animation is better at capturing the essence of life than live-action cinema - if cinema is a medium for transforming life into something meaningful, then surely the greatest purity can be achieved by a complete breaking from reality? In Anomalisa, something as simple as walking down a corridor becomes something magical, simply because of its precise, and otherworldly, execution. I loved it.

★★★★★

Wednesday, 23 March 2016

REVIEW: Batman vs. Superman


WHY DO ALL SUPERHERO FILMS HAVE TO BE SO LOUD? CHRIST, TRY AND REMEMBER THE LAST TIME THERE WAS ONE THAT HAD A MOMENT OF GENUINE SILENCE, WHICH DIDN'T PUNCTUATE EVERY SCENE WITH HANS ZIMMER MUSIC AND A BIG FUCK-OFF EXPLOSION. YOU CAN'T DO IT, CAN YOU? AND THIS FILM, A KIND OF NERD MECCA, HAS TO BE THE LOUDEST OF THEM ALL. IT'S NOT COMPLETELY TERRIBLE, IT'S JUST EXHAUSTING - LIKE BLASTING AC-DC FROM A HELICOPTER, WHILE HAVING TO MAINTAIN A CONVERSATION WITH ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER.

THE PLOT IS A BIG FUCK-OFF MESS, BUT IT MOSTLY CENTRES AROUND TWO MEN, BUILT LIKE FRIDGES, PREPARING TO BEAT THE HOLY LIVING SHIT OUT OF ONE ANOTHER. BEN AFFLECK PLAYS BATMAN, AND SPENDS MOST OF HIS TIME SNARLING AND MOANING ABOUT HIS DEAD PARENTS. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE WE SEEN THEM DIE, NOW? THOUGH BATMAN'S STORYLINE IS CERTAINLY MORE COMPELLING THAN SUPERMAN'S, WHO SPENDS MOST OF THE TIME MOANING ABOUT HIS AWESOME SUPERPOWERS AND ATTRACTIVE GIRLFRIEND - PLAYED BY AMY ADAMS, NO LESS. AND THEN LEX LUTHOR SHOWS UP, AND WONDER WOMAN, AND YOU JUST WANT TO SIT IN THE CORNER AND HAVE A CUP OF TEA, AND MAYBE A LITTLE CRY. BUT YOU CAN'T, BECAUSE THE FILM GOES ON FOR TWO AND A HALF HOURS. TWO AND A HALF HOURS. TWO AND A HALF HOURS.

AFFLECK IS FINE, HENRY CAVILL IS FINE, JESSE EISENBERG GIVES THE WORST PERFORMANCE OF HIS CAREER. I WILL BEGRUDINGLY ADMIT THAT ZACK SNYDER STAGES A FEW GOOD ACTION SCENES THAT, IF SEEN IN ISOLATION, WOULD BE BRUISINGLY EFFECTIVE. BUT TAKEN AS A WHOLE, BATMAN VS SUPERMAN IS A HUMOURLESS, TWO AND A HALF HOUR BOUT OF ENDURANCE, WHICH MIGHT AS WELL HAVE BEEN MADE BY A SEVEN-YEAR-OLD. BUILDING UP TENSION? PACING? WHAT ARE YOU, SOME KIND OF QUEER? LET'S DO TWELVE EXPLOSIONS IN THE SPACE OF A MINUTE! FUCK YEAH!

★★

Sunday, 13 March 2016

A few more thoughts on Hail, Caesar!


1. Alden Ehrenreich was properly great.
His character was the most genuine part of the entire thing, right up with Llewyn Davis and Marge Gunderson in terms of heartfelt Coen characters. And the scene he shared with Ralph Fiennes - complete with an expertly-timed hand whip - is probably the funniest thing I'll see all year.

2. Was the plodding structure intentional?
Was it supposed to be about the frivolity of Hollywood entertainment, about killing time?

3. If it's intentional, then does it make Hail, Caesar! worse or better?
There were quite a few moments where I was bored. Surely, then, the comedy wasn't good enough?

4. The comedy wasn't good enough.
For every great bit, there was a bit that was only so-so. Why was Jonah Hill there? Tilda Swinton only hinted at being funny. Where were the gags?

5. Why did the storylines fizzle out so noticeably?
Scarlett Johannson showed promise, then disappeared. So did Frances McDormand.

6. Am I just being a grumpy bugger?
No.

7. At least it showed that most movies made in the 50s were a bit shit.
And the homoerotic undertones-made-overtones of the sailor sequence were properly funny.

8. I'm still getting over the fact that Alden Ehrenreich was so good in this film.
The scenes with him taking his co-star on a date were so sweet. And that lasso work! Hot damn.

Oh yeah, here's an updated version of my Scale of Coen™:

1. Miller's Crossing
2. Fargo
3. Inside Llewyn Davis
4. No Country for Old Men
5. The Man Who Wasn't There
6. The Big Lebowski
7. Blood Simple
8. Barton Fink
9. True Grit
10. Raising Arizona
11. A Serious Man
12. Hail, Caesar!
13. Burn After Reading
14. The Hudsucker Proxy
15. O Brother, Where Art Thou?
16. Intolerable Cruelty
17. The Ladykillers

REVIEW: Hail, Caesar!


As acting president of the Coen Brothers' fan club, I might not be in the most neutral position to review Hail, Caesar! But I think this also puts me in a good position to see when their work might not be up to snuff - and while their latest might be one of the funniest, most original screwball comedies we're likely to see this year, it's ultimately empty, adding up to little more than a collection of well-made sketches.

The story - if there even is one - follows Eddie Mannix (Josh Brolin), who's based on the real-life "fixer" in 1950s Hollywood, responsible for handling stars and covering up scandals. In the history books, he's a dark figure, who was famously involved in the suspicious death of Superman star George Reeves. But the Coens consciously re-invent him as a nice guy, who visits his priest every 24 hours to confess smoking a cigarette after he's told his wife he's going to quit. It's like Mannix himself has had a hand in his own script. Yet it serves their overall vision - that Hollywood, for all its flaws, is a palace of dreams, full of kooks and oddballs who are all granted with the opportunity to weave their own brand of movie magic.

Mannix is working on Hail Caesar: A Tale of the Christ, a prestigious bible-epic with a big star, Baird Whitlock (George Clooney). Problem is, Whitlock gets drugged and kidnapped, so Mannix has to pull some strings and recruit the help of some stars to get his movie star back, all while keeping things out of the reach of the press and ruminating on an attractive job offer.

And...that's about it, really, as far as plot goes. What this really gives the film an excuse to do, though, is pastiche the hell out of classical Hollywood. And what a cast the Coens have assembled to do so. Beyond Clooney doing Ben-Hur, we have Scarlett Johannson doing an Esther Williams mermaid musical; we have Channing Tatum doing a brilliant imitation of tap-dancing Gene Kelly; and in the film's best scene, we have singing cowboy Alden Ehrenreich (who surely deserves to become the film's breakout star) trying his hand at a period costume drama, under the command of impatient thespian Ralph Fiennes.

Throw in a scene with a Soviet submarine, and some great blink-and-you'll-miss-them cameos from Wayne Knight and Clancy Brown, and surely you've got a hit? Well, not exactly. While the Coens have always had a deft touch for movie magic, creating worlds we could never even dream of, they're not always so great at filling their films with urgency. The through line of the film is Mannix, and he struggles a bit with his faith. But for what purpose? Nothing that happens to him during the timeline of the film seems to test him in any way. The kidnapping storyline with Clooney? Well, spoilers, but it resolves itself. There's a couple of subplots to do with communism, and star image - but again, it's all airy nothingness, that makes very little impact. I mean, it's fine for the stakes to be low in a comedy - but can't we give these tremendously talented people something to do beyond just showing up on-screen?

In fairness, the film sort of engages with this, even if it doesn't offer anything more interesting in return. In conversations with his priest, Mannix says his job is easy, and to do something harder - and more serious - somehow feels "right". But he doesn't. He's too enchanted with the movies. And I think the Coens, for all their clever deconstructions of the medium, love the movies too. In fact, I don't think it's a stretch to say that, for them, the movies are like a religion. It's just a shame this is one of their weaker psalms.

★★½