2. Celebrities are at their best when they're on drugs
3. Quentin Tarantino is still the whitest cringebag ever
4. People think Sly Stallone is a better actor than two-time Olivier Award winner Mark Rylance
5. I don't know who most of these people are
6. Leonardo DiCaprio still looks like someone inflated a baby
7. Nothing I do in my life will ever make Denzel Washington this proud
8. Sweet JESUS I'd forgotten how BORING awards shows are
If this is supposed to be "the fun one" then how am I going to make it through the BAFTAs?
